What Bumper?

So we were driving minding our own business cruising the 15 when suddenly Mr. Timing belt snaps and stalls the car.

We got it towed BaMas house with my Cingular Roadside Assistance.

After the weekend, we got it towed to the mechanic with Monicas AAA Roadside Assistance.

The tow truck drops off the car and carefully retracts the chain. The chain gets caught under Monicas fairing and rips off her bumper.

After realizing what he has done, the tow truck driver motions for us to wait while he phones his boss. Three minutes pass. The driver jets off like nothing happened. Monicas dropped jaw and speechlessness looked just her bumper.

Monica calls AAA and voices her complaints. The tow truck company is reluctantly ordering parts and is going to fix it.